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    Wat vinden jullie van dit geloof??


    Ik ben een persoonlijk voorstander ervan net zoals Rasta maar dit is nog iets meer in mijn richting. Dit geloof is +/- afkomstig van de film: The Big Lebowski.


    1. The DUDE is my shepherd; I shall abide.
    2. He maketh me to lie down on Persian rugs: He leadeth me into the still bubblebath waters.
    3. He restoreth my stash: He leadeth me in the paths of dudeliness for his self-applied name’s sake.
    4. Yea, though I walk through the Simi Valley of the shadow of Nihilism, I will fear no fucking Fascism: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy johnson they comfort Our Special Lady.
    5. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of cleft assholes: Thou anointest my head in the toilet; careful, man! My beverage runneth over. Does this place look like I’m fucking married?
    6. Surely limberness and a strict drug regimen shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the bungalow of the DUDE for ever.





    Er zijn 4 "boeken" met wat je kan en mag doen.

    Enkele leuke quotes ervan:



    Book 1: 9. Never have an outward-opening door on your house.


    Book 2: 5. Respect everyone's point of view. It's just, like, their opinion, man.


    Book 3: 10. Never trust an African-American cab driver who enjoys listening to the Eagles.


    Book 4: 1. If you are a man of modest means and charisma and a rich, beautiful woman wants to have sex with you, don't question her motives until after the act is over.




    links:

    The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here's the



    Witte Weduwe toch, waarom ben je zo hemels?

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    Klinkt leuk
    Er is altijd licht aan het eind van de tunnel, hoop maar dat het geen trein is.

    Green power!

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        Ik geloof er helemaal niets van....

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